Mayor Richard Daily enjoined the denizens of Chicago to vote early and often. And while it’s true that the last JFK was carried to the White House on the shoulders of corpses, this week’s elections in Afghanistan have citizens around the world … [Continue reading]
Vote for Pedro
When President Bush boasted that, “I saw a poll that said the right track / wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America,” I immediately logged onto Orbitz and bought a one-way ticket to Toronto. Burning the last of my Delta Sky Miles, I … [Continue reading]
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
The Tonight Show announced that host Jay Leno is being yanked in favor of Conan O’Brien. But before you crack open the champagne and reprogram your TiVo, remember that O’Brien will remain at helm of Late Nightuntil 2009 which will afford ample … [Continue reading]
What’s the Frequency Kenneth
In October 1986, CBS anchor Dan Rather claimed he was attacked from behind and beaten into the Manhattan pavement. He reported his assailant delivered a relentless series of blows and repeatedly demanded, “Kenneth, what is the frequency?” The bizarre … [Continue reading]
WMDeceived Again
A failed leader who has held his subjects captive despite pissing away huge financial surpluses on large-scale failures and squandering copious international support has, after an agonizing turn at the helm, finally agreed to step down. A man whose … [Continue reading]
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