The office of the Vice President is vehemently denying that Mr. Cheney petitioned Israel to launch air strikes on a suspected Iranian nuclear installation so that U.S. forces could respond to the anticipated Iranian retaliation by duly commencing … [Continue reading]
Annus Rehabus
Contrary to published reports, my last twelve months were not spent undercover with special ops forces in Iraq. Call me a coward, but I failed to see the value in trading my limbs for a bundle of ribbons and an endless string of appointments at the … [Continue reading]
Lost in Translation
Go figure. Alberto Fernandez, a senior US State Department official, is fluent in, of all tongues, Arabic. By virtue of his unexpected linguistic aptitude, Sr. Fernandez landed an interview on al-Jazeera in which he let slip that in his esteemed … [Continue reading]
One Stroke, Dunn
Republican Jeanine Pirro, running for New York Attorney General, took umbrage over the timing of an investigation into her attempt to eavesdrop on her (supposedly) cheating husband. “The federal government,” she snapped, “is using taxpayers' dollars … [Continue reading]
Torturous
President Bush was so incensed when several prominent Republican senators voted down his plan to legalize torture that he petulantly tore through the Rose Garden on his tricycle and threw his Baby-Huey sized lollipop at the gaggle of reporters who … [Continue reading]
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