Or so I've been avowing to each of my 14 readers, but I guess it's time, after this lacuna to explain my absence and therefore begin the wretched process of revealing myself. After Sheriff Hodge was taken down by ATF agents in Kentucky, my hillbilly … [Continue reading]
Doppelganger
Heretical astrophysicists are postulating that the Big Bang has spiraled into a terminal stage of net energy deficiency and that the universe, therefore, is actually collapsing in on itself. Observable redshifts, they would aver, do not signal … [Continue reading]
Wood That Won’t Float
Thirty years after the fact, the Los Angels Sheriff’s Department is reopening its investigation of Oscar nominee Natalie Wood’s death. After the Black Dahlia murder, her enigmatic drowning off Catalina Island endures as the Southland’s most renowned … [Continue reading]
Rebuttal Redux
While watching the Republicans turn on each other makes for great theater (imagine watching the school bully feverishly claw at his eczema), one can only conclude that we are inexorably doomed. True, the British Empire (what's left of it) has … [Continue reading]
Occupy My Ass
In my last skewer, I argued that the growing income disparity in this country is not tenable. Occupy Wall Street has since been born out of the frustration of average citizens who witness Sallie Krawcheck getting $6 million for getting fired from … [Continue reading]
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