What is to be done with followers of Family Radio preacher Harold Camping?  Having shed all their earthly possessions in anticipation of Saturday’s Rapture, they now stand around with blank expressions.

Frankly, I’m very disappointed.  The Heaven’s Gate disciples, for example, didn’t merely shrug when the alien spaceship failed to appear; they took matters into their own hands. But here we are, more than a year until the Mayan Doomsday, with thousands of hungry and smelly missionaries and nowhere to put them.  Perhaps Habitat for Humanity could cobble together a shanty town out of all those superfluous billboards.